MERTON! KIRLEY!
YOU'RE IN THE QUIBBLER!
... Merton you're not
really a Veela are you? Because I think I would have noticed after living together for awhile.
Also, Kirley, I really hope you're not a vampire. Especially if you didn't know about it either. It would be sad that you were dead. Though if you were a half vampire, you wouldn't really be dead. Or half dead? How does that work? The Quibbler doesn't explain that part.